If you're reading this, you're just that interested in finding out more about me. Which is either creepy or flattering, or both!
Hi, I'm an Agen, one of many Agens scattered throughout the universe. I'm a nuclear submarine operator currently stationed on the planet Mars, where (unfortunately) I have been stranded for the last fifty thousand years. I wake up from suspended animation every so often in order to catch up on humanity (you've come a long way, let me tell ya) and stumbled on IN earlier this year (2015). It reminded me of home, cruising in between solar systems in my nuclear submarine (propellers made of SPAAACE!) and ruthlessly crushing insurrection against the galactic empire (which reminds me, reinforcements should be arriving any time now).
And now you know everything there is to know about me.